I gave him an ultimatum.

Tick tock.

Big world, I ain't afraid of you. I know all your dark secrets already, and it doesn't frighten me anymore. Life could beat me senseless, but it will never make me stop loving the taste of coffee on a cold day, the smell of autumn leaves and chimneys, or the sleepy feeling after quality multiple orgasms. My Indian heart is invincible you see, and you don't stand a chance to change me.