Very weird dream, and I remember all of it:
I was at a wedding with my favorite friends. In my dream M lived in a beautiful mansion where the wedding was held. She helped me with my makeup and hair which had two red flowers in it. I felt beautiful, everyone was beautiful, and the surroundings were beautiful.
Her dad gave us jamaica (hibiscus) to drink with a little black pepper in it, and a speech. Kids were play-bellydancing. We walked outside to enjoy the view awhile under a tree. M and me joked that the only problem with swimsuits is there's nowhere to put our stomachs. I pretended to fold up my stomach and tuck it in.
There were beautiful little old vacation houses on the grassy hillside, and smiling families were having bbqs outside of them. Everything looked like a gorgeous photo backdrop, especially a very old green painted chateau in the background.
We went back inside to wait for the ceremony. A tall dark guy was standing beside a marble column. I guess we got along, because he started going down on me, and I was holding his head down. At some point I realized people might think that's inappropriate so I stopped him and went to the bathroom to clean up.
After I peed, my friend P from high school appeared in the stall with my friend M. P had a giant 3 lb lipstick that made me laugh when I held it in my hands. Maybe my subconscious paired her with a lipstick proportionate to her size. She was polite but never warm toward me, just like in school, when she was jealous that her crush was my best friend, because she didn't know he's gay. Still, I was glad to see her unfriendly face anyway.
Everyone went to another room to wait for the wedding but I suddenly became pregnant from the guy who had gone down on me, so I told him. He said I had to give birth to it immediately because he was an obscure sephardic sect of orthodox that I never heard of and this was their tradition. All the religious men gathered at the front of the audience to prepare for my ritual fetus-birth.
"I think I have different beliefs than you about this," I told my lover. He said it was extremely important to birth the fetus within three minutes, because that it's the way it was always done. I told him I wasn't sure that's safe.
I asked why only men were here initiating the birth? Where are all the women?
"It needs to be this way," he pleaded. A middle aged man in a suit held a watch timer and shook his head at me as time was running out to do the important ritual fetus birth.
I woke up.
8:43 a.m. - 2021-09-18