I often sense confusion by non-Californians about our geography. Totally understandable. In order to fully appreciate the diversity of culture here, there is only one thing you need to know:
The distance between San Francisco and L.A. is the same distance between New York and Kentucky.
And our cultures are just as different. For that reason, I offer my completely biased warning: For the love of Moishe, if you�ve never been to California before, see San Francisco first. Because if I have to hear one more disappointed traveler complain about Hollywood, I�ll subject you to rope bondage and tickle you to the point of total submission. Then I�ll feed you black forest cake and let you eat all the cherries, because you�re delicious.
3:39 p.m. - 2009-03-06