Lunch with my in-laws:
Inlaw: Did you hear [so-and-so] is having a baby?
Me: On purpose?
Inlaw: All married people are supposed to have babies!
Me: We're working on it every night and every day.
Hb: (stifled laughter)
Inlaw: On what?
Me: Makin' babies.
*smile*
Inlaw scowled. She hasn't said a word about babies since!
5:50 p.m. - 2008-05-14