Beware, for I am about to delve into deep philosophical territory�
What is it about American Apparel that makes me honestly consider wearing a one-piece romper? Not when visiting the burbs mind you, but in the city I don�t think anyone would blink. Even if I tattooed a penis on my face. Say, there�s an idea...
But my real obsession of late is lingerie. I can�t wait to get some cheeky undies and an itty bitty red silk nightie to dance around the room in. What fun! And a slinky silk robe, because life is too short and I�m tired of stealing my husband�s sweats, fond as I am of androgyny. I considered getting harem pants, but I�ve decided to opt for overt sexiness, because where else but home can I let my ass cheeks puff out? Best of all, when I tire of admiring my own cheeks, I can just open the window for the tourists at the bus stop to enjoy my cheeks as well. That and the penis tattoo I�m going to get. Oh won�t my family be proud!
1:59 a.m. - 2008-07-17