My in-laws want us to buy a house. So much so, that they keep reminding us even though we kindly keep explaining to them that we live in a city and are not interested in moving away from it.
Walking or bicycling to work is a privilege we wouldn�t have elsewhere. That�s why we moved here in the first place. We�re really happy where we live, and since we rent, we can afford to live in an incredibly lovely neighborhood. I tried to compromise and told them I�ll buy a condo as soon as we can afford a one bedroom in our neighborhood. I just feel that 600,000 is pricey for a studio in nowheresville. So, as soon as I have 2 milli to blow on a condo, I�ll be sure to let them know. Jesus!
They probably think they�ll get grandkids out of it. It�s kind of disturbing how badly they want us to procreate. Like my ovaries owe them something. My ovaries don�t owe them shite. Anyway, how do they know I even have ovaries? Maybe I�m a transvestite. Maybe their son is into kinky transvestite sex and sucks my humongous shlong. Every night. It would really be none of their business. Can�t they get a Russian mail order kid or something? Or a poodle?
12:36 p.m. - 2008-10-16