I discovered a new smarter method on how to not get pissed when Alcoholic #2 bugs me for the bajillionteenth time to break quarantine to go have sex with him two hours away:
Now whenever he texts me, I just reply with a meme. No words, no arguing. Just a meme. However memes it takes to distract and derail his train of thought until he stops texting. Luckily I have a whole armory of memes to keep him laughing, and off my back. Everybody's happy. It's a win-win.
7:44 p.m. - 2020-03-28