I listed my sexual history and noticed a pattern.
intercourse with males:
1. a.s. (meh)
2. i.s. (meh)
3. i.w. (lol)
4. l.m. (ugh)
5. l.b. (meh)
6. n.h. (lol)
7. y.l. (lol)
non insertion contact with males:
1. e.b. (good)
2. bachelorette party guy (meh)
non insertion contact with females:
1. c.z. female (amazing!)
2. j.r. (amazing)
3. k.l. (amazing)
4. l.b. (amazing)
5. r.s. (amazing!)
6. stripper (amazing)
total kissed: 15
total insertions: 7
number of males who were musicians: 7/7
been there done that:
six girl orgy (amazing)
stripper (amazing)
famous guy (disappointing)
being the other woman (disappointing)
younger man (disappointing)
older man (disappointing)
My findings tell me 3 things:
1. Musicians are crap in bed.
2. Women do it better.
3. Most experiences are amazing if insertion is avoided.
12:50 p.m. - 2012-08-08