I'll bet my day totally sucked the pants off your day.
I realize funerals aren't supposed to be fun, but Jesus F. Christ.
To get there, I had to hitch a ride in a Russian radio station van. (That part was sort of comical, actually.)
Have you ever been in a casket showroom? A casket costs more than my first car! So, I've decided I want to work in the casket industry. It will look excellent on my resume next to dildo washer.
8:01 p.m. - 2009-07-02