I dreamed I was with friends on a farm tour, and the farmer started groping me under my skirt, so I said "EXCUSE ME SIR STOP TOUCHING ME" loudly enough for his wife and everyone to hear, so he poured a bag of dirt on my head.
After dusting off most of the dirt from my hair and clothes, I told my friends how nice it is to be able to do things outside. (Because being groped and having dirt dumped on me was a safer outcome.)
Hmmm.
9:07 a.m. - 2019-04-29