My hometown is underwater. Which is not normal. But I am such an asshole for laughing because my hometown guy friend believes Atlantis is a real place and I want to tell him: We found it! We found Atlantis!
The storm caused fallen power lines and flooding that shut down specifically the block R lived on. Almost as if a flood of tears was concentrated directly over his home. I raised an eyebrow when I read his cross streets in the news. I shouldn't tell my friend this or he'll blame me for the flood too.
N bragged he can hula hoop both ways. He asked if I can do two hula hoops at the same time. I told him I can hula hoop from my dick.
Life is a miracle. And a joke. A funny miracle! We survived all the way to 2023 and I am in need of a laugh. That's the only thing missing now that I'm not dating clowns anymore. Buh-dum-ching.
9:07 a.m. - 2023-01-12