~ There's a place called Fort Dick. I bet locals call it dick fort. I want to move somewhere with a stupid name, specifically to take a joke too far. I'd send holiday cards solely to address them from Fort Dick. I'd have kids so I could send them to Dick High. I'd go to Fort Dick Bible Church. If friends threaten to visit I'd tell them to get off my Dick. I'd dick around. I'd never run out of dick jokes. Did you know they have a "Morehead Road"? I'd live there.
~ To bring a sense of nature into my home decor, I've decided to do a "Toxic Algae Bloom" theme. I wanna bring the outdoors in, ya know? * Especially funny when my sink is full of dishes or I've overwatered my plants.
~ To avoid excessive ads I was getting, I now refer to -a certain despicable app- as DikDok.
Autumn Equinox - 2023-09-22