I saw someone I know while going to get tested. Fortunately I am excellent at walking fast and pretending not to notice people!
The nurse was great. Still no word from on/off "boyfriend", so I went ahead and tested for everything. The nurse didn't buy his story and said utis are extremely uncommon among men. I'm still extremely angry and depressed at his unbelievable level of immaturity and total lack of a conscience. But I'm beating a dead horse. (Until he starts texting me again with bullshit about love.) Honestly, go fuck yourself dude.
I need a nap.
I need a lot of things.
Most of all, a hands-free vibrator that plugs into a wall, would solve 99% of my problems. And the eradication of men from earth. I'm not really joking anymore.
11:53 a.m. - 2019-11-12