My rodent is horny and humping the smaller one. They are both females, and the person I married said: "Doesn't she know she can't have sex with her?"
"Oh, you mean you think it's only sex if there's a penis involved?" I asked him. "Do you think lesbians don't have sex?"
"No, that's not what I meant!" he said.
So I asked him why he thought two female rodents can't have sex. (Lots of creatures in the animal kingdom partake in lesbian activities and seem to enjoy it.)
He paused and got really serious and flustered, I think because he realized he was wrong but couldn't admit it. Or he was so ashamed to realize he might not understand vaginas at all. It worried me how he couldn't laugh about it. I was surprised how serious he became.
I used to be married to this person. This is who I am considering living with. A man who can't laugh at himself or be in any way lighthearted when he realizes he made a funny mistake. Imagine the fun we could have together, me asking him to clarify the points he defends, him letting lesbian rodents shatter his ego and kill the conversation because he's so unable to learn from someone who might know more about something than he does.
Does he act this way with his male coworkers if a man corrects him or asks him to elaborate on an opinion? I doubt it.
9:16 p.m. - 2021-09-08